SHREDDER DICK

by PISS PANTS

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Shredder Dick

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released March 29, 2017

Poetry by: Piss Pants
Recording: Kris Hoffman

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tags: punk Oceanside

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Track Name: Shredder Dick
OUT AND ABOUT SKATING WITH THE BOYS
DOWN BELOW IT'S WARM AND MOIST
BAKING IN THE SUN JUST HAVING FUN
DON'T MATTER TO HER NONE SHE JUST WANTS MY CUM

THE HEAT'S BEEN BLAZING
I'M SWEATING SOMETHING PROPER
SHE WANTS THIS SHREDDER DICK
AND NOTHING'S GONNA STOP HER

NOTHING'S GONNA STOP HER
I'M GONNA SHOOT
Track Name: Shin Sharks
BUMPS AND BRUISES
GASHES AND CONTUSIONS
DIS-COLORED AND TATTERED
BRUISED AND BATTERED
SLASHES AND ABRASIONS
GAPING LASCERATIONS

SHIN SHARKS
SHARK ATTACK!
Track Name: Concrete Teeth
GRAZE AND SCRAPE AND FLAY AND SCATHE
ALL YOUR FLESH FILLETED
CLATTER AND COLLIDE
BASH AND DECRY

PUMMELED AND CLOBBERED
ASPHALT ASSAULT
YOUR FACE MEETS THE STREET
SWALLOW CONCRETE TEETH

HILL BOMB CURB STOMP
HIT YOUR HEAD YOU'RE ROCKED AND ROMPED
ATE DOG DICK, YOU'RE WALLOPED
GOT YOUR BRAIN ALL FLIP FLOPPED
Track Name: Ramp Tramp
FUCKED THAT DUMB FLOOZIE FROM THE PARTY LAST NIGHT
TOOK A PISS THIS MORNING AND IT BURNED
OH SHIT MAN NO WAY, YOU'RE FUCKED
ALL THE HOMIES HAVE HAD A TURN

DAMN YOU SLIPPED
SHE GIVES LIP TO ANYONE THAT CAN KICKFLIP

UHH... WHAT?
SHE SAID I WAS HER ONLY ONE
I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE TOLD YOU
BUT SHE'S AT THE SKATEPARK ALMOST EVERY NIGHT

SHE'S A HOMIE HOPPER, SHE'S EASY TO WIN
A JOINT, THE END OF YOUR 40, TWO CIGS AND YOU'RE IN

HE FUCKED HER
AND HE FUCKED HER
AND HE FUCKED HER
AND HE FUCKED HER
AND THEY FUCKED HER
AND SHE FUCKED HER
AND BOGES FUCKED HER
AND I FUCKED HER?!

RAMP TRAMP
Track Name: Shoobies
SHOOBIE DOOBIE

SHOOBIE DOOBIE DOUCHIN' ON MY BEACH
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
THERE'S MORE OF YOU EVERYDAY

YOU'RE AFRAID OF SHARKS
AND YOU'RE FUCKING DOUBLE PARK
GET YOUR SHOES OFF MY SAND
AND WASH OFF THAT SPRAY TAN
GO BACK TO YOUR RAVES
STAY AWAY FROM MY WAVES

POSTERBOY PECKERHEAD
POOKA SHELLS, WHITEBOY DREADS
TRIBAL TATS, REGGAETON
BUNK GRASS GO BACK HOME
TOURIST TALKING BABBLEMOUTHS
TAKING PICS, NEVER PADDLES OUT
THE IMAGE OF A WANNABE
A SHOOBIE STUCK IN THE SCENERY
Track Name: Parking Lot Prowlers
WINDOWS DOWN IN THE VAN
HOMIES SMELLING FOUL
SCANNING THE SCENE AND THE CITY
ON OUR PARKING LOT PROWL
BERTO'S BURRITO SPOTS
LIQUOR STORE PARKING LOTS
EMPTY PARKING SPACES
PUT SMILES ON OUR FACES

SOME BEER, SOME SHADE
IT'S CHILL TO BLAZE
NO JAKES IN SIGHT
SOME SHIT TO SKATE
PARKING BLOCKS
AND WAXED UP CRETE
PUT YOUR ASS TO THE STREET
AND JUST FUCKING DRINK

JUST DRINK
Track Name: Cowabunga Shredhead
COWABUNGA SHREDHEAD

LANDS EVERY FUCKING TRICK
FIRST TRY EVERY TRY
TOO DRUNK TO WALK
BUT NOT TO SKATE AND SHRED OSIDE

PADDLES OUT DEEP
DROPS IN LATE
SURFS AND SKATES
THEN HE MASTURBATES

COWABUNGA SHREDHEAD
Track Name: Pussfoot
HEY!
HEY THERE SQUIRT
WIMPS END UP WITH LIMPS
HESITATION SENDS
BOARDS INTO SHINS

NAMBY PAMBY PANSY
FRAIDY CAT PANTY WAIST
SISSY PUSS WUSSY
THAT'S NO WAY TO FUCKING SKATE

YELLOWBELLY FEEBLE BITCH
WIPE YOUR TEARS AND STICK YOUR TRICKS
ROLLING ANKLES CRACKING DOMES
NEXT TIME LEAVE PUSSFOOT AT HOME
Track Name: Seaweed
OUTSIDE SET
CLEANUP WALL

I'M TOO HIGH
FOR THIS RIPTIDE
TOO STONED FOR THE WATER
MAKES MY HEART BEAT HARDER

STUCK SPINNING IN
THIS WASH MACHINE
MY HEAD'S BELOW
SWALLOWING THE SEA
Track Name: Sewer Surf
CESSPOOLS SPEWING HUMAN WASTE
DESSECRATING MY WAVES

OCEAN BEFOULED AND POISONED
GUTTER TRASH AND GARBAGE JUNK
SURGE OF SLOP AND SEPTIC SLUDGE
GRIME AND SLIME AND SLUSH AND SMUT

GO HOME

THIS RUBBLE MUST BE RUMMAGED
THE FILTH DEBRIS AND RUBBISH

GO HOME
Track Name: Curb Vandals
BRUTALLY BASHING THE BATTERED BLACKTOP
SLASHING AND SMASHING THE SHATTERED SIDEWALK
GRATING AND DISINTEGRATING DUST AND ROCK
DESTROYING CITY CURBS AND PARKING BLOCK

PULVERIZING PAVEMENT WITH VIOLENCE IN MIND
SLAMMING ROUGH TRUCKS HITTING SLAPPY GRINDS
TORN UP FLANNELS WAXING CRETE WITH CANDLES
SIDEWALK SLAMMING CURB VANDALS