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SHREDDER DICK

by PISS PANTS

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1.
Drop In 01:19
2.
OUT AND ABOUT SKATING WITH THE BOYS DOWN BELOW IT'S WARM AND MOIST BAKING IN THE SUN JUST HAVING FUN DON'T MATTER TO HER NONE SHE JUST WANTS MY CUM THE HEAT'S BEEN BLAZING I'M SWEATING SOMETHING PROPER SHE WANTS THIS SHREDDER DICK AND NOTHING'S GONNA STOP HER NOTHING'S GONNA STOP HER I'M GONNA SHOOT
3.
Shin Sharks 00:22
BUMPS AND BRUISES GASHES AND CONTUSIONS DIS-COLORED AND TATTERED BRUISED AND BATTERED SLASHES AND ABRASIONS GAPING LASCERATIONS SHIN SHARKS SHARK ATTACK!
4.
GRAZE AND SCRAPE AND FLAY AND SCATHE ALL YOUR FLESH FILLETED CLATTER AND COLLIDE BASH AND DECRY PUMMELED AND CLOBBERED ASPHALT ASSAULT YOUR FACE MEETS THE STREET SWALLOW CONCRETE TEETH HILL BOMB CURB STOMP HIT YOUR HEAD YOU'RE ROCKED AND ROMPED ATE DOG DICK, YOU'RE WALLOPED GOT YOUR BRAIN ALL FLIP FLOPPED
5.
Ramp Tramp 00:42
FUCKED THAT DUMB FLOOZIE FROM THE PARTY LAST NIGHT TOOK A PISS THIS MORNING AND IT BURNED OH SHIT MAN NO WAY, YOU'RE FUCKED ALL THE HOMIES HAVE HAD A TURN DAMN YOU SLIPPED SHE GIVES LIP TO ANYONE THAT CAN KICKFLIP UHH... WHAT? SHE SAID I WAS HER ONLY ONE I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE TOLD YOU BUT SHE'S AT THE SKATEPARK ALMOST EVERY NIGHT SHE'S A HOMIE HOPPER, SHE'S EASY TO WIN A JOINT, THE END OF YOUR 40, TWO CIGS AND YOU'RE IN HE FUCKED HER AND HE FUCKED HER AND HE FUCKED HER AND HE FUCKED HER AND THEY FUCKED HER AND SHE FUCKED HER AND BOGES FUCKED HER AND I FUCKED HER?! RAMP TRAMP
6.
Shoobies 00:58
SHOOBIE DOOBIE SHOOBIE DOOBIE DOUCHIN' ON MY BEACH GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY THERE'S MORE OF YOU EVERYDAY YOU'RE AFRAID OF SHARKS AND YOU'RE FUCKING DOUBLE PARK GET YOUR SHOES OFF MY SAND AND WASH OFF THAT SPRAY TAN GO BACK TO YOUR RAVES STAY AWAY FROM MY WAVES POSTERBOY PECKERHEAD POOKA SHELLS, WHITEBOY DREADS TRIBAL TATS, REGGAETON BUNK GRASS GO BACK HOME TOURIST TALKING BABBLEMOUTHS TAKING PICS, NEVER PADDLES OUT THE IMAGE OF A WANNABE A SHOOBIE STUCK IN THE SCENERY
7.
WINDOWS DOWN IN THE VAN HOMIES SMELLING FOUL SCANNING THE SCENE AND THE CITY ON OUR PARKING LOT PROWL BERTO'S BURRITO SPOTS LIQUOR STORE PARKING LOTS EMPTY PARKING SPACES PUT SMILES ON OUR FACES SOME BEER, SOME SHADE IT'S CHILL TO BLAZE NO JAKES IN SIGHT SOME SHIT TO SKATE PARKING BLOCKS AND WAXED UP CRETE PUT YOUR ASS TO THE STREET AND JUST FUCKING DRINK JUST DRINK
8.
COWABUNGA SHREDHEAD LANDS EVERY FUCKING TRICK FIRST TRY EVERY TRY TOO DRUNK TO WALK BUT NOT TO SKATE AND SHRED OSIDE PADDLES OUT DEEP DROPS IN LATE SURFS AND SKATES THEN HE MASTURBATES COWABUNGA SHREDHEAD
9.
Pussfoot 00:39
HEY! HEY THERE SQUIRT WIMPS END UP WITH LIMPS HESITATION SENDS BOARDS INTO SHINS NAMBY PAMBY PANSY FRAIDY CAT PANTY WAIST SISSY PUSS WUSSY THAT'S NO WAY TO FUCKING SKATE YELLOWBELLY FEEBLE BITCH WIPE YOUR TEARS AND STICK YOUR TRICKS ROLLING ANKLES CRACKING DOMES NEXT TIME LEAVE PUSSFOOT AT HOME
10.
Seaweed 00:42
OUTSIDE SET CLEANUP WALL I'M TOO HIGH FOR THIS RIPTIDE TOO STONED FOR THE WATER MAKES MY HEART BEAT HARDER STUCK SPINNING IN THIS WASH MACHINE MY HEAD'S BELOW SWALLOWING THE SEA
11.
Sewer Surf 00:42
CESSPOOLS SPEWING HUMAN WASTE DESSECRATING MY WAVES OCEAN BEFOULED AND POISONED GUTTER TRASH AND GARBAGE JUNK SURGE OF SLOP AND SEPTIC SLUDGE GRIME AND SLIME AND SLUSH AND SMUT GO HOME THIS RUBBLE MUST BE RUMMAGED THE FILTH DEBRIS AND RUBBISH GO HOME
12.
Curb Vandals 01:01
BRUTALLY BASHING THE BATTERED BLACKTOP SLASHING AND SMASHING THE SHATTERED SIDEWALK GRATING AND DISINTEGRATING DUST AND ROCK DESTROYING CITY CURBS AND PARKING BLOCK PULVERIZING PAVEMENT WITH VIOLENCE IN MIND SLAMMING ROUGH TRUCKS HITTING SLAPPY GRINDS TORN UP FLANNELS WAXING CRETE WITH CANDLES SIDEWALK SLAMMING CURB VANDALS
13.
Wipeout 02:13

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Shredder Dick

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released March 29, 2017

Poetry by: Piss Pants
Recording: Kris Hoffman

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